Apartmanok A Tenger Mellett Lumbarda, Korcula - 4442 Lumbarda

Unfortunately this lady was so extremly rude and cared very little for our experience there, she is the host and it's evident that this lady has never done this type of work before. I don't really know where to start other than extremly false marketing, lies and extreme disatisfaction. On the reservation when we booked it said there should be parking included. As I arrived the lady said there is no private parking but there is a parking outside the house and those are the ones that are free. Miraculously I was lucky enough to find one each night, however I had to move my car around a few times. But there is no guarantee that you will find one! As soon as we arrived I asked the lady if there is a chance to boil some water since I had a really long drive, (said I had my own coffee and milk) she looked me dead in the eye and said cooking water is not possible, kitchen is off limits and "You know what you are paying for" In that case there should be a water cooker in the room but there wasn't any which doesn't meet 3 star standards. We didnt have access to clean water, like some inmates, there was no place to store food. No cups in the room no mini fridge, nothing. The room is a mess, no space to open up suitcases, no place to store them either. Im sure the bed was amazing when it was bought in 1854 but now it's outdated and sounds worse than a bunk in Stalins gulag. When showering don't be surprised if your water turns off out of the blue, then wait a few minutes for it to get going again and then turns off again. The only good thing was the AC which I assume was made to glorify this piece of shit accomodation. On the booking it says there is a private entrance and a terrace. That is a complete lie, I was sharing the entrance with the host and another guest. The terrace was free to use but the host was there at all times, when we woke up, left the house, came back for some supplies at midday, when we came home in the evenings, always on the phone laughing so loudly you could hear her up to the room, no decency, lack of respect and understanding of people's privacy. I obviously wouldn't mind speaking to her but how am I supposed to use the terrace if she's there constantly like some watch dog. Not once did she understand that people are on vacation and want to relax alone. Furthermore, since she said "You know what you are paying for" I had to confront her about the wifi which was out of range, it barely worked with one line of signal at the very edge of the room, as soon as you go away from the door it disconnets. She told me "Strange, it worked for everyone so far, there's nothing that can be done" I told her I know for a fact it didn't work for everyone because I read the reviews. All she had to do is unplug to router and plug it in somewher closer but she refused and was careless that I'm paying for wifi and couldn't use it. I would't mind using my own mobile data but the signal in the room was so low even that didn't work. To make things worse, once we arrived there was maybe half a roll of toilette paper in the washroom and we wasted it after maybe a day and a half, I approached her and said if we could get some more, and she said "normally you fill up the toilette paper yourselves but I will make an exception this time" For real am I supposed to buy freaking toilette paper after paying 53€ per night, it's wc paper not a diamond ring (and how can I buy just one roll? Am I seriously supposed to rock up to the appartment with a huge bag full of wc paper????) And by 3 stars standards there should be at least a full roll with an extra one on the side. I had a horrendous stay and would't recommend this accomodation to my worst enemy, you feel like a prisoner not a guest. This lady should get her license revoked or downgraded to 1 star, an absolute waste of money and it ruined our trip completely, we had to walk all the way to the beach to avoid her in order to not hear her or see her on the terrace which was the only place where one can hang out. 1 star is a compliment for this accomodation if I could I would give it a minus 10. There's no denial that we didnt get what we were promised and I want some sort of compensation or money back at least 50%